I like to spill boiling kettle water onto bald guys heads. I also write alot of my comments through my psp, cool eh? A PlayStation gamer at heart, i also have legs made of lego sticks and my arms are hose pipes. Imagine that if you will. My friends often get hosepipe rash from the beatings i give them. Why? WHY?? Possibly because they call me Jose, in a vain attempt at mocking my hosepipe arms.

A live in a house made of staples and lavender. Shadow gets good nights rest. I have a cat of which i call Mr. Napkinz. He looks like he wears a bib cos he got a little white bit on his breast bone. ...chest bone,..cat chest bone. He lives in a box next to my mail, and i throw him donuts every tuesday, he likes jam donuts. I often try to hit him in the head cos its quite funny. The best time is when Mr. Napkinz gets donut jam in his eyeball cos he gets all spiteful and starts hissing at peoples legs and stuff. He's rubbish

My career is involved in philosophy, im actually a periferal visionary: i can see into the future but just way off to the side. People often say im mental, but i just tell them to just go to the beach and build a sandcastle. They often can't handle that kind of mockery so they back off. I work in a convertible rain shelter, it allows me to be in contact with the outdoors and to throw food at animals and feed them

Shadow Flare is the meaning of greatness. I was knighted by the queen himself so the peasants on this site should address me as Sir Shadow. You gonna get a donut in the face otherwise.

But it's all good, i share my factually bias opinion with all. It often rattles the xbots cages but there you have it, you no like you disagree und reduce my bubbles. Me think you as ein dumbass und me kicka your assa to teach youa some lesson. K? k

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