EA buys Baskin Robbins for 2 billion dollars

A funny parody of a horrifying situation. EA enters the ice cream wars with the acquisition of one of the world's most recognized ice-cream brands.

From the article: ""One of the first things we noticed was that Baskin Robbins was spreading itself a little too thin with all of those 31 flavors," said Guerrero. "It's way too confusing to consumers to have so many choices, so we're eliminating 30 of them. We're calling the lone, easy-to-choose flavor, EA-nilla.""