Killzone 3 To Have Bad Graphics (Satire)

“After about two months of vigorous surveying, we came to the conclusion that graphics are mutually exclusive from fun gameplay. You cannot have a fun game with good graphics, and unfortunately, our previous creation fell in that pit. Killzone 3 will have bad graphics, but as a result of that, it will have not just bearable, but fun gameplay, right up there with the Halo and Quake series.”