You Can do Better Than a Midnight Launch

I don’t care what you say, humans are the smartest being in the planet. So smart in fact the we evolved ourselves to have thumbs, yeah thumbs to pick up biscuits with, no need to pick it up with our teeth like your dog, we got thumbs b****es. I’ll like to see a dolphin try and explain physics. Ha f**k off dolphins, you aren’t all that smart all you can do is teach your own to survive. We on the other hand teach that and tons of other useless stuff we don’t actually need. But if the people at the Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 midnight launch was anything to go by then we are actually in fact below every other animal in existence.

Midnight launches are the geekiest and possibly the saddest thing you could ever do outside of cosplay. Waiting outside your local game store in the freezing cold just so you can be one of the first to play a game someone smart enough to pre-order online and receive the day before. Well I’m one of those idiots. So far I’ve been to 2 midnight launches here in jolly old Liverpool, first being Resident Evil 5 and the other Modern Warfare 2. It’s nothing like all the glam you expect in launches in the likes of London or New York, all the freebies and many minor celebrities promoting games they only heard about from their agents. So games where you play a racist killing people in Africa and another where you blow up airports and slaughtering children with a butter knife.