Red Ring of Death Linked To Mad Cow Disease

Xbox 360 owners the world over are still reeling from an epidemic which sees their consoles suddenly an inexplicably cease operation; displaying the ‘Red Ring of Death’ syndrome that’s believed to be caused by overheating. But new findings from the Institute for Unexplained Electronic Deterioration suggest another possible explanation; variant ESE - a dangerous new form of mad cow disease that's spread to current games systems.