Second Life celebrates 5 years of deviance

Second Life is officially 5 years old, and Linden Labs is celebrating in true Second Life form.

“We’re inviting all of our members down to the p***s-shaped stadium to show off their p***sesque custom wardrobes, ” read a press release we received today. “We’ll serve lemonade in p***s-shaped glasses and play slot machines. If you get 3 p***ses in a row, you win the “Jackpot”.”

Tens of thousands of flying p***ses are expected in the airspace above…